Me & My Ribena

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So, today, I’m showing y’all a pic of something that makes me happy. 😀

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My love for Ribena knows no boundaries. I’ve loved it ever since I was a little kid. I remember my mum used to buy the one in the glass bottle that you had to dilute with water. Sometimes, when she wasn’t home, I would go into the closet where she kept it and steal sip a bit from the bottle. She found out, of course, and then I couldn’t use my ass properly for about two days. 😐 But my love only strengthened.

Some people think it’s ridiculous that I still love Ribena at my age. As far as I’m concerned, I didn’t see an age restriction on any of the packs. And I wouldn’t care if there was. Ribena gives me SO much Joy!!!!

When I’m depressed and don’t have anyone to talk to, Ribena is there.
When I’m alone and lonely on my bed, Ribena is there.
Ribena never tells me I’m fat or makes me feel stupid.
Ribena never makes empty promises, or gives me false hope.
With Ribena, my happiness is guaranteed.

Ribena will be a major part of my life for the foreseeable (is that how it’s spelt?) future. Honestly can’t think of anything that can change that. I have at least one bottle everyday.

Well, it’s a wrap. LMAO (private joke)
Thanks for stopping by. 🙂

12 thoughts on “Me & My Ribena

  1. My younger brother was born when I was four…
    I still remember looking up at the huge fridge with my midget sized eyes waiting for the tin of cerelac and sma to come down..
    I still like to believe I was not weaned to adult diet 🙂
    But serlzy babes,you really have a ribena issue..thank God vitamin C is water soluble 🙂
    Sometime in my SS3 my dad came home saying the people at the shop where we always bought foodstuff asked if he was still having kids..therefore anyone who wanted to eat cerelac had to go shopping for it themselves ..
    Safe to say I love cerelac more than ribena and #dearfuturehusband has to know that his brood will take after me.

  2. My younger brother was born when I was four…
    I still remember looking up at the huge fridge with my midget sized eyes waiting for the tin of cerelac and sma to come down..
    I still like to believe I was not weaned to adult diet 🙂
    But serlzy babes,you really have a ribena issue..thank God vitamin C is water soluble 🙂
    Sometime in my SS3 my dad came home saying the people at the shop where we always bought foodstuff asked if he was still having kids..therefore anyone who wanted to eat cerelac had to go shopping for it themselves ..
    Safe to say I love cerelac just as much as u love ribena
    and #dearfuturehusband has to know that his brood will take after me.

  3. Uhm…my mom used to give me mashed banana and fish when she was weaning me. Maybe that’s why I’m so gay right now. *sigh*

    And I love Noreos. Every saturday, I buy 200 naira worth, put everything in a big cookie bowl, and watch movies late into the night. Milk does wonders too. Got any?

  4. *sighs* wat can I say… Smh!! 4 all d children dat Dropped a comment here… 4 me it’s Amala or Pounded Yam… n for drink.. It’s heineken O!!! It does small wonders…Zobo does more sha 🙂

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